Living in Los Angeles, and living and breathing food and health and plastic surgery, I was recently sent this from the UK.  Gave me a chuckle and hope you ladies enjoy it too.  Have a wonderful day.

“Life should NOT be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in an attractive and well preserved body, but rather to skid in sideways, chocolate in one hand, wine in the other, body thoroughly used up, totally worn out and screaming 'WOO HOO what a ride!”